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In Hawaii, fighting corruption and working to be above reproach in elected office is a lot like New Year’s resolutions.

Through dereliction of duty, looking the other way, or just not caring, we perennially let problems get so big that they can’t be ignored, and then we decide to get on a furious ethics-enhancing, corruption-fighting kick that will last at least until the critical news coverage stops.

The best example of this is the Legislature’s recent attempts to reform campaign financing. Still reeling from the shock waves of the bribery scandal involving the former Sen. Kalani English and Rep. Ty Cullen, one of the bills that is moving quickly through the big square building is , which would make it illegal to hold fundraisers while the Legislature is in session.

Superficially speaking, this sounds like a great idea and something that we should have done years ago. After all, even the State Campaign Spending Commission  praised the idea, adding, “This amendment will prevent corruption or the appearance of corruption.”

Of course, having worked at the Legislature for years, I’m a little bit too cynical to think that banning fundraisers will suddenly starve malevolent dark forces and dark money from manipulating the minds and votes of elected officials.

For one, a “fundraiser”  as any function intended to “raise contributions for which the price or suggested contribution for attending the function is more than $25 per person.” Our incumbents didn’t get into office by being ignorant of semantics.

When I was working for legislators from 2005 to 2010, I can tell you that never once did I ever attend a “fundraiser” during session. I did, however, attend countless “birthday parties” for legislators in which the suggested ticket for attendance was $25 or less, and conveniently the volume of attendees – many of whom were organized and brought in by special interest groups – was more than enough to make up for the low ticket price. It’s shocking, I tell you, how many legislators have birth dates in the months during session!

This is why several testifiers to SB 555 have suggested that the bill be revised to ban the receipt of all contributions entirely during session, because even in the absence of a fundraiser, one can still drop a large donation to a legislator.

But who are we kidding? It’s absurd to think that the people and organizations that intimately control Honolulu are going to hinge their plans and plots behind chili and rice fundraisers held during session, or on a paltry donation before a key committee or floor vote. That kind of “fundraising” is how amateurs lavish attention on elected officials of token authority.

The whales of political donations invest early in their candidates and incumbents long before session ever starts, because agenda setting doesn’t start in the middle of session, it starts before candidates are elected and legislators are given committee assignments to introduce or hear bills.

If you’ve ever seen the 1994 sports movie “Blue Chips” which shows a fictional university  to recruit basketball talent by bribing athletes with gifts and money, you might be shocked to know that real life political sponsorship of our elected officials is far more elaborate than Hollywood could ever dream.

I have many friends who reflexively say, “” as their response to this. I like to pat them on the head gently and give them a macadamia nut and chocolate chip cookie. If only politics and life were that simple. The truth is, you’re never going to ban your way to an ethical legislature. There are deeper structural and moral problems that stand in the way of us fighting corruption or undue influence in Hawaii.

For one, the House of Representatives is a full-time fundraising job because of the fact that it is a two-year office. The minute that a representative is elected to office, their re-election campaign begins. Whether one is a freshman or a member of House leadership, you’re never going to get a representative to stop thinking about what they can do to get more money. Why do bees look for flowers? Because that is what bees do, and our representatives are busy bees when it comes to fundraising.

Second, stop with the mandated training seminars, ethics pamphlets, and token restrictions. Those are not meant to stop corruption, they’re just meant to wave off responsibility for fighting corruption because they give the impression that rules are in place. If you need a law or a PowerPoint presentation about ethics to say don’t take a check before a key committee vote, you already don’t possess the requisite discernment to resist being bought off.

With notably few exceptions, we have two types of people in Hawaii office: Well-meaning incompetent people who are easily impressed, and ill-intentioned tyrants who are difficult to defeat. Both groups are all hungry for higher office. The odds are against us if we try to stop lawmakers with laws alone.

Yes, you all hate it when I say this, but in order to get a more ethical elected government, we need a more ethically aware voting population. Don’t even start either with “but we had terrible choices on the ballot.” No, both the Democrat and Republican parties recruit and filter through the primary election the kinds of choices that reflect the desires of the people who actually matter – the people who actually vote.

As I have said many times before, if you want better legislators, be a better voter.